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🧊 ICE killings

🌏 Iran war

🦠 Cyclosporiasis!

🚧 Arch de Trump

🗳 Election denialism

Hi friends,

Chris Vazquez, your Friday newsletter writer here. In a week marked by multiple killings at the hands of federal agents, an ongoing war with an uncertain future, and a parasitic outbreak standing between me and my beloved Taco Bell steak burrito with extra avocado ranch, it’s hard to feel hopeful or funny. Luckily, that’s Dave’s job! Not even gonna try myself! Let’s dive in.

ICE keeps killing people

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US refuses to cease fire amid cease-fire

  • The US has continued to strike Iran nearly a month after signing a deal meant to mark the beginning of the end of the war. Death toll estimates from the US and Israel’s war on Iran have reached as high as 18,300, with civilians accounting for up to 3,758 of those deaths. Iran has also accused the US of a strike near a children’s cancer hospital.

  • If thousands of civilian deaths aren’t alarming enough, the war is also making it harder to afford to get by here in the US. Oil prices jumped following recent strikes. Both the US and Iran said the Strait of Hormuz was under their control. But two different parties can’t just each claim control of it and bicker — this is a critical transit route for oil, not my bathroom sink as my boyfriend and I are fighting to get ready in the morning.

  • In reality, the UN holds that no country can claim international waters, a vague clause in the US and Iran’s memorandum of understanding doesn’t actually guarantee the strait is fully open, and Iran is taking it to mean that it maintains control.

  • So, how did we get into a situation where this US-Israeli war has killed nearly 4,000 civilians, the public is facing financial fallout, and Iran is still maintaining control over a piece of water that the US really, really wants? To recap, after Trump ordered the kidnapping of Venezuela’s head of state because he wanted that country’s oil, he then killed Iran’s head of state. That was also about wanting Iran’s oil, but it was additionally about baseless claims that Iran was close to developing a nuclear weapon. (US intelligence shows that they are not.) Iran, notably, did not like that the US killed their controversial head of state. So, they hit the US where it hurts: our oil supply, which relies on the Strait of Hormuz that Iran claims control over and shut down. And that timeline brings us to this week’s tip from our friends at MediaWise!

Parasite (the kind that makes you sick, not the kind that wins Best Picture in 2020)

  • Cyclosporiasis! Literally all my friends are talking about this. I first learned about it when they decided not to eat at Taco Bell while we were walking home from the bars. There’s an outbreak caused by a parasite that contaminates fresh produce. Cyclosporiasis gives you tummy troubles. Like, really bad tummy troubles that can land you in the hospital. Is a Crunchwrap worth the cost of what my Marketplace plan surely won’t cover? Maybe.

  • This is not me libeling Taco Bell. I love that place, and I write that out of both personal conviction and legal caution. But some Taco Bell locations have put up signs saying they’re unable to sell some ingredients with produce due to a nationwide recall. The restaurant chain said in a statement that it’s only removed some ingredients at select restaurants, which makes it sound to me like those restaurants won a sweepstake rather than potentially started an outbreak. Taco Bell is also under investigation by the federal government and several states that are trying to find out whether they played a role in this outbreak.

  • The CDC has reported a bit over 1,600 confirmed cases of cyclosporiasis in the US, and knows of 5,100 more cases that need to be looked into further. You can prevent catching this by washing your hands thoroughly and washing your produce, especially lettuce. You can also do what I’m doing: reject summer salads, embrace decadence.

  • A CDC program that was tasked with keeping tabs on pathogens like cyclosporiasis was scaled back last year because of funding cuts to food safety over several years, even before the RFK Jr. and DOGE of it all. But since that program doesn’t involve real-time response to outbreaks, a former agency official who did quit because of the RFK Jr. of it all told our former Washington Post colleague Lena H. Sun that the Trump administration’s cuts wouldn’t really have impacted the current situation. Still, another former FDA official told The New York Times that cuts to federal surveillance programs certainly don’t help.

I’m an epidemiologist. Segments like these are great. Keep up the good work!

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  • Trump wants to build an arch in DC. And he wants it to be 250-foot tall. But buildings in DC legally have to be under a certain height — 130 feet on broad avenues, and 90 feet on smaller streets.

  • Is that a good law? Critics say it limits development in a city facing a steep affordability crisis that building more homes would help solve. Proponents — including height restriction advocates as far back as George Washington and Thomas Jefferson — say it helps tourists look at pretty monuments. (As someone who paid $2,100 a month for a one-bedroom basement when I lived in DC, I’m inclined to side with critics here.)

  • But it is a law nonetheless, and the president is trying to get around it. The Trump administration is arguing the law doesn’t apply to their arch project, and a panel full of Trump allies preliminarily agreed.

“I’m not an election denier,” says nominee who refused to say Trump lost in 2020

Each week, after running through the news Dave has covered in the past week, I turn things over to him for some analysis. Dave, take it away!

This week started off with some pretty intense, important stories. We responsibly covered them, and hopefully you appreciated the tone and my butchering of the Spanish language (I’m trying!!). 

One thing that got dropped as we worked hard to meet the moment, was this photo of Norwegian soccer player Erling Haaland with a taxidermy raccoon holding an empty liquor bottle.

Now, I want to be clear, this raccoon could still make an appearance in a news video. In fact, I have plans to include it in a story tomorrow. But for now, let’s take a moment with this piece of memorabilia that made its way to Norway. 

To me, this symbolizes just how fun the World Cup has been, especially in times like these that are, frankly, very stressful. Despite efforts to divide Americans, I found it has united us briefly as we welcomed people of all backgrounds to the States (and if I may give another shout-out to Kansas City, the Times wrote a wonderful piece about the smallest host city). Let’s chase that feeling, I say.

If you made it this far down, you get two rewards. The first is a pet picture from a loyal reader. This is Oliver!

Look at his little paws!

Your second reward is the reveal for this week’s link scavenger hunt, in which I hid a non-news link somewhere above in this email and waited until down here to tell you where it is. Click every link! Boost our click rate!

This week, when I mentioned my former one-bedroom basement apartment, I linked to a clip featuring the very similar apartment from “Laverne & Shirley”. I’ve been watching that show every night before bed to help soothe me from the horrors.

Until next week!

Chris

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